Excuses, Excuses

Today in Middle School band, I was trying to explain what songs we were going to do and two of the girls were talking. I pulled out my grade book and took a point away from each girl. Immediately, one of them asked if I took a point off. When I said yes, she said, "But I was just smelling her hair!" It's one of those comments you thought you heard wrong so you don't react. When one of the clarinets looked over and asked, "What?!" I just laughed! That's the best excuse I've ever heard!